There was nothing surprising

in the newspaper this morning when I read the results of last night’s round of primaries. Howard Dean warned everybody he wasn’t going to win…


Too bad for Tina

that she was the first one voted off of Survivor: All Stars last night. The facelift she bought with her first $1 million isn’t looking…


Grandma Extravaganza: Part I

occurred on Tuesday evening. My Grandma and Wendell (her husband) came all the way up from Florida to see The Producers with Matthew Broderick and…



The Best Costume For the Day

is purple sweatpants, a gold Playboy(TM) vest, a pink leather fannypack, and black eurotrash boots. Don’t argue because Little Edie would undoubtedly approve. As usual,…


Family is a wonderful thing

Let’s make it legal for every American to have one. The anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment is on the horizon, and the assholes who are sponsoring…