Grandma Extravaganza: Part I

occurred on Tuesday evening. My Grandma and Wendell (her husband) came all the way up from Florida to see The Producers with Matthew Broderick and…



The Best Costume For the Day

is purple sweatpants, a gold Playboy(TM) vest, a pink leather fannypack, and black eurotrash boots. Don’t argue because Little Edie would undoubtedly approve. As usual,…


Family is a wonderful thing

Let’s make it legal for every American to have one. The anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment is on the horizon, and the assholes who are sponsoring…



Seth Cohen’s virginity

will be GONE next week on The OC! And he loses it to SUMMER! There was actually a really nice setup this week, where Seth…