The pretty girls always win

Now that Paradise Hotel only has six guests remaining, we can’t help but notice that the three pretty girls are now left to vie for…


“Mary, help!”

In the past few days Wesley Clark has outraged quite a few Democrats as well as me (I don’t identify as a Democrat, but I…


Guest Survivor Commentary

Tonight on the first Nude Survivor, the fuzzy dots were at an alltime high. Nothing makes me more erect than a man’s blurred out privates…


Shake it, baby

The new Forever Flashlight is the coolest invention ever. Also, Wesley Clark is now running for President, apparently upon urging by his Internet fan club…




Shame on Yale!

Yesterday I was in New Haven with my friend Van to support the Yale workers who are on strike. Wow, it definitely gave us that…