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!! OMG Rebel Wilson’s new queer dating app, ‘Fluid’ !!

Counting on the fact that you have room in your life for a new dating app, let alone on your phone, out actor and comedian Rebel Wilson is set to launch Fluid, the first app where you don’t have to check a box to define your sexuality.

Apparently the app’s proprietary algorithm figures this out for you.

According to Wilson:

“The algorithm just picks up who you are vibing with and how much time you spend on certain profiles and it’s open enough so that if your sexuality moves into a different direction, it will follow because of what you are preferring on the app.”

Fluid indeed. One less thing for Cookie to think about!

(via The Advocate)




!! OMG, have you heard? John Cena slays the house down (ankle) boots !!

John Cena slays! [Instinct]

In case you’re living under a rock: Rihanna‘s superbowl halftime performance. [Boyculture]

Czech soccer player comes out. [Towleroad]

V-day design fails. [Sad and Useless]

Are Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly fini? [Lainey Gossip]

Julia Fox in hot water after walking in Alexander Wang‘s fashion show. [Dlisted]

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds‘ fourth. [Socialite Life]

The Flash has a trailer. [Celebitchy]

The Fug Girls round up New York Fashion Week [fug]

!! OMG have you heard? Say a little prayer: Burt Bacharach leaves us at 94 !!

Burt Bacharach walks on by. [Boy Culture]

If only George Santos would as well. [Towleroad]

What’s worse than a mullet? [Sad and Useless]

All eyes and ears on Rihanna. [Lainey Gossip]

Patty Labelle in a dating mood! [Dlisted]

A hot male model? Groundbreaking! [Socialite Life]

Andy Lee wants to make an adult star out of you. [Instinct]

Uh-oh, Britney‘s friends are concerned. [Celebitchy]

OMG, can you actually get sick from cold weather? [Hum]



!! OMG, kiss, but don’t tell: Atlantis and Royal Caribbean’s new gay targeted social media policy !!

In what is sure to interrupt the gay-cruise-to-OnlyFans content pipeline, Atlantis Events, in conjunction with Royal Caribbean, has announced a strict ban on posting sexually explicit content from its ships on social media.

Personally, Cookie would rather not know what goes on below deck, but the prohibition and its punishment feels a bit draconian, plus it targets only LGBTQ+ cruises.

Just short of walking you off the plank, offenders will be “asked to leave the ship with no refund.”

More about the new policy here.

!! OMG, have you heard? More Magic Mike?! !!

More Magic Mike! Really?! [Boy Culture]

An exhibition devoted to queer love in the Arab world. [Towleroad]

Cameron Diaz back in action! [Lainey Gossip]

It’s a NO for Kourtney K‘s vaginal health gummies. [Dlisted]

Luke Evans back as a Fast & Furious bad guy. [Instinct]

Madonna “once again caught in the glare of ageism and misogyny.” [Celebitchy]

Bird with a… bowl cut?! [Sad and Useless]

Lea Michele‘s eyes are now open. [Socialite Life]




!! OMG have you heard: Tom Brady touches himself !!

Tom Brady touches himself. [Boy Culture]

From behind bars, Joe Exotic‘s last will and testament. [Towleroad]

Beyonce makes herstory, again. [Lainey Gossip]

The woman who took Prince Harry‘s V-card speaks up. [Dlisted]

As does scandal-plagued heiress Armie Hammer. [Instinct]

This queen needs two new thrones and a carriage. [Celebitchy]

For the man who does not have it all. [Sad and Useless]

Who cares that Kyle Richards and Cathi Hilton still aren’t talking?! [Socialite Life]

Walk this fucking duck! It eats snakes! [Ruin my Week]




!! OMG, ever wonder how not to be terrible? !!

how to behave

The Cut has done us all the supreme solid of compiling this very au courant list of how to “text, tip, ghost, host, and generally exist in the world today.”

A few standouts that we are echoing here for the people in the back:

18. If you’re a dating adult, you should own lube. It doesn’t matter who you are having sex with.

36. Never ask anyone what their job is. It’s classist and boring.

Anything critical they missed?



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