OMG, how intrusive: Dildo Beating
Kimberly Lynn Calvert, a 45-year-old woman from Florida, was arrested this past week for beating her boyfriend with a dildo: Police say an intoxicated Calvert…
OMG, his butt: Mehcad Brooks
Mehcad Brooks, who plays Tara’s tall, dark, and handsome boyfriend Eggs on True Blood, succumbed to Maryann’s evil orgy shakes and stuck it to Tara…
OMG, new Lily Allen video: 22!
Heterosexuals are hard done by in mainstream pop music and music videos — it’s all about sass n’ ass these days. Then you have Lily…
OMG, how did I miss this?: Blossom on What Not to Wear
Um, pardon me? Who didn’t set my TV to record this? Rude! I can’t believe Mayim Bialik was on What Not to Wear, and I…
OMG, how infinite: Eternal Moonwalk
On THE ETERNAL MOONWALK Michael Jackson starts a chain-reaction of endless moonwalkers from around the world. It’s pretty mesmerizing, but the endless riff kind of…
OMG, how painful: Single Ladies Fail
This rivals GRAPE STOMPER for laughs. It’s just all good. The schadenfreude is strong in me… Thanks to Chase for the tip!
OMG, he’s pretty much naked: Robert Pattinson
Okay, it’s not full wiener, and there’s no butt, but I think I see shaft where Robert Pattinson is tucking, Silence of the Lambs style,…