!! OMG, Peloton stock begins to plummet after ‘Sex and the City’ revival !!

We don’t want to give away any spoilers here, but a Peloton bike is essentially used in an unflattering way in And Just Like That, the SATC reboot – and now customers are becoming afraid to use them! Ans stonkz are plummeting, hinnie!

A Peloton spokesperson told Buzzfeed News, “HBO procured the Peloton Bike on their own. Peloton was aware that a Bike would be used in the episode and that Jess King would be portraying a fictional Peloton instructor. Due to confidentiality reasons, HBO did not disclose the larger context surrounding the scene to Peloton in advance.”

The company added in a statement from Dr. Suzanne Steinbaum


“I’m sure SATC fans, like me, are saddened by the news that…

Mr. Big dies of a heart attack. Mr. Big lived what many would call an extravagant lifestyle — including cocktails, cigars, and big steaks — and was at serious risk as he had a previous cardiac event in Season 6. These lifestyle choices and perhaps even his family history, which often is a significant factor, were the likely cause of his death. Riding his Peloton bike may have even helped delay his cardiac event.”

People are so dumb! But hey – any excuse to skip a workout! We understand that.

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2 Comments on "OMG, Peloton stock begins to plummet after ‘Sex and the City’ revival"

  1. Yes, Yes, YES TO THIS!!!!

  2. Can the rest of the cast of every and any more reboots, prequels, sequels get on that final Peloton bike ride.

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