!! Switzerland’s message to ‘soccer widows’ !!

Everyone knows that ladies do not like sports and prefer half-naked farmhands working in the Swiss countryside. That is why Switzerland has started airing a commercial to lure away the wives of soccer-obsessed men that will be visiting Germany for the upcoming World Cup tournament. The commercial explains that Switzerland is “a country where men spend less time on football… and more time on you.” (via GayOrbit)
Having one of those strapping lads “on you” couldn’t be a such a bad thing.