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OMG, Charlie Sheen is a baby sloth (no, really)

» Posted By Phillip On Wednesday, March 2, 2011 | category: Celebs, Cute, Fail | 1 comment

Charlie Sheen is not only a druggie porn addict, he’s also a CRAZY druggie porn addict. Case in point: his totally bonkers Today Show interview….

OMG, I’ve run out of words: Britney’s ‘Hold It Against Me’

» Posted By Phillip On Friday, February 18, 2011 | category: Fail, Music | 13 comments

Outer space? Willow Smith rip-off splatter paint? Giant (hideous) bridal gown? An homage to…herself? Hair extensions that I can’t even begin to comment on? Ugh,…

OMG, haute sex: Chanel condoms

» Posted By Phillip On Friday, February 4, 2011 | category: Fail, Fashion | 4 comments

When brainstorming the slogan for its brand of condoms, Chanel could have gone with “Cover your stump before you pump” or even “Protect your rump…

OMG, being single on V-Day is a killer

» Posted By Phillip On Thursday, January 27, 2011 | category: Fail | 1 comment

With yet another lonesome Valentine’s Day looming just a few weeks down the calendar, sign me up for this murder mystery dinner. And just hope…

OMG, goin’ on a chicken hunt: Chick-fil-A PART 2

» Posted By Phillip On Thursday, January 20, 2011 | category: Fail | 1 comment

So, let me get this straight. Not only does crazy-Christian fast food chain Chick-fil-A have a “Dwarf House” location, but now it’s hosting a Camouflage…