Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Twilight’s Taylor Lautner… who we always assumed played for our team (when you ASSume, you make an ASS out of you and… oh, nevermind), went on the Kelly Clarkson Show to gush and tell her that well, he’s got a WIFE in the works! Wow. It’s true. This took me by more of a surprise than when Kelly married a man!
And Taylor will actually giving the true clone gays a run for their money, by marrying someone who will even have the same name as him: Mrs. TAYLOR LAUGHTNER! Check out his interview after the jump. That’s different.