You use the SHANIA DEFENSE. Recently a woman who shot her husband with a shotgun said it happened accidentally while she was doing a sexy dance to Shania Twain‘s “Man I Feel Like a Woman,” while last week an accused drunk driver told the court that Shania was speaking to him telepathically and helping him drive. I have heard that Shania is an excellent driver, and she can even drive stick.
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