!! Tom’s of Maine no longer to be owned by hippies !!

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The company will soon come to be known as Tom’s of Upstate New York after Colgate completes its purchase of the Kennebunk-based company. Not only does Colgate plan to add enough whitening power to dissolve the enamel off your teeth, but they plan on improving the flavor of Tom’s notorious natural toothpaste, which has always tasted like complete ass. Sometimes corporations do good as well as evil.

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1 Comment on "Tom’s of Maine no longer to be owned by hippies"

  1. They will go the way of Burt’s Bees (once from Guilford) and Fresh Samantha (I think Coke bought the southern Maine company.)
    Sad, sad, sad!!

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