Jay Ellis in Insecure
There’s nothing like that feeling of a new crush. The rush, the flutter. Some stars will always have a place in our hearts (and pants), but the guys we’re including here have just caught our eye and we wanted to share them with you.
From Alan Ritchson‘s incredible rear to Niels Schneider‘s incredible front to Jay Ellis‘s incredible stamina, we are crushing hard.
See all the objects of our affection after the NSFW jump!
We’ll start off with the 6’ 2” tall man of our dreams, Alan Ritchson. His biggest role to date is probably on the DC series Titans, where he shows his incredible muscle butt. Sorry Marvel, DC’s got you beat on this one. You can also see Alan’s thick booty (in a jockstrap no less) in Blue Mountain State, as well as Blood Drive.
The seriously too gorgeous for words actor Josha Stradowski is huge right now thanks to his starring role in the new Amazon series The Wheel Of Time, but nothing can compare to the gay movie Just Friends, where Joshua shows his big bulge in his boxer briefs before jerking it in bed and has a hot gay scene with Majd Mardo.
French actor Niels Schneider is a total dream, from his head to his toes to his really heavy package. In Curiosa you can take in every inch of Niels, and as we said, there are a lot of inches to take in!
Jay Ellis stars on the hilarious HBO series Insecure, where he has shown off his exquisite body in almost too many scenes to count. Someone in the writing room is having fun.
Travis Van Winkle is the macho blonde in You who befriends an uninterested Penn Badgley, AKA Joe. While this is the best place to see Travis’ rock hard ass cheeks, he bulged out in a very major way back in the 2013 bro comedy Mantervention. Insert eye-roll emoji.
We’re also crushing hard for Will Poulter. He glowed the f up for his appearance on the series Dopesick. Get a load of this former teen star’s huge jock bod. If you’re a Will Poulter fan, you’ll be happy to know that he once revealed his real ass and prosthetic penis (and hilariously enlarged sac) in the comedy We’re The Millers. Ouch!
NOOOOO……………………………..
CORRECTION FRIEND…………….
JAY ELLIS…………………………….
THE BLACK ONE HAS IS THE ONE WITH “THE INCREDIBLE REAR END”………………
AND HIS “FRONT” IS BETTER THAN –ALL– THE OTHERS………………………………..
SURELY YOUR GOGGLES MUST BE ON THE NIGHT STAND….NO?? …………………..
What is wrong with you? Did mummy drop you on your head when you were a baby?
More like chain smoking and lot and lots of martinis….