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!! OMG, WATCH: Tennessee governor halts executions after inmate survives TWO lethal injections !!

Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike on Wednesday night and somehow she’s still alive! Pike, 50, was sentenced to death in 1996 for torturing and killing her 19-year-old Job Corps classmate Colleen Slemmer, and she was set to become the first woman Tennessee put to death in over 200 years. Minutes after the first dose of pentobarbital, she told her spiritual advisor the vein in her arm felt like it was about to burst and asked if that was normal. UHH, yuh I guess not! Then came the snoring, the choking sounds, a second dose, and more snoring behind a curtain staff kept closing. She ended the night in a hospital.

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!! OMG, Tesla’s lawyer tells a California judge the n-word is a “term of endearment” in Fremont racism trial !!

California is finally taking Tesla to trial over its Fremont factory, where the state says more than 6,000 Black workers were paid less, promoted less and called slurs on the line for years.

On day one, the Civil Rights Department showed the judge photos from inside the plant: the n-word scratched into metal, swastikas, “KKK” and a noose drawn on the walls. One worker says he heard slurs 50 to 100 times a day, and staff nicknamed the place “the plantation.” Tesla’s lead lawyer Tyree Jones responded by repeating the slur in open court and arguing the state was going after “the way that many Black people greet each other.” Jones is Black, and sure, reclaimed use is a real thing… It just has nothing to do with swastikas in the break room or managers calling the staff “slaves.”

And it gets messier. According to Electrek, the state’s very first witness testified that Tesla’s senior counsel contacted him days before trial while claiming to represent the state, and prosecutors say four more potential witnesses have since dropped off their radar. Judge Peter Borkon will decide the case without a jury, (shocker) the trial runs through the end of October, and because California is suing directly, there’s no cap on what Tesla could owe. Tesla denies any wrongdoing. …Wow. No words really.

!! OMG, WATCH: Delegates walk out as Benjamin Netanyahu begins his UN speech !!

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told world leaders Thursday that attacking Iran “was one of the easiest decisions I’ve ever had to make” and denounced as “moral cowards” a mass of delegates who walked out of the U.N. General Assembly when he took the podium to speak.

It seems like most of the United Nations might not agree. Hm.

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!! OMG, Paul Verhoeven says ‘Starship Troopers’ is about ‘Nazis’ after President Trump suggests military uniforms inspired by film !!

“It’s an honor, isn’t it?” Verhoeven joked. “When [the Trump administration] talks about Starship Troopers, they should be aware that it’s based on the style of Leni Riefenstahl.”

Riefenstahl was a German documentary filmmaker whose name is now synonymous with Nazi collaboration for her propaganda films like Triumph of the Will glorifying Hitler’s regime.

“I don’t know if this president is aware that the movie says these [characters] are fascists without knowing that they’re fascists,” Verhoeven said. “That’s the point.”

– Paul Verhoeven, the Dutch filmmaker behind satire-infused movies like RoboCop and Showgirls, speaking with THR about Starship Troopers inspiring designs for the United States Space Force.

!! OMG, leaked audio: Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche says that DOJ is planning a nationwide abortion ban !!

@corybooker Behind closed doors on a prayer call, Todd Blanche vowed to make Dobbs “permanent in every single state” and crack down on abortion pills. He is using the DOJ's power as a sword against women' s freedom to make their own health care decisions and a shield for those who would take it away. I will do everything in my power to oppose this dangerous nomination and stand up for true justice. op: @katiegrossbard ♬ original sound – Cory

Well, so much for “states’ rights.” In audio from a private call with anti-abortion faith leaders, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said the DOJ is working with HHS, the FDA and the White House on “permanent solutions” targeting abortion access in “every single state.”

He reportedly promised federal action to roll back access across the country, including in states where abortion remains protected.

The part they wouldn’t say out loud is apparently a conference call now.

!! OMG, this is what AI took from us: Terribly photoshopped movie posters !!

Light a candle tonight for the days when these posters would get OK’ed by a room full of executives and somehow be published expecting to audience to never question the reality of the image! RIP, we miss you bad Photoshop movie posters!

Check out a full gallery of some of the best from yesteryear after the jump!

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