OMG, no! World’s oldest woman dies just shy of 115 years
The world’s oldest woman died yesterday. Maria Gomes Valentim came down with pneumonia just a few days before her 115th birthday, having been born in…
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OMG, no she didn’t (yes she did): Bristol Palin’s virginity
Raise your hand if you’re surprised to hear that Bristol Palin lost her virginity while drunk on wine coolers during a camping trip. Anyone? Alrighty…
OMG, he won’t be ignored: Grindr boyfriend
This is why I’m not on Grindr.
OMG, he said what?! Tracy Morgan is homophobic
Tracy Morgan can suck it. According to Kevin Rogers, a gay audience member at Morgan’s standup show last Friday, the comedian unleashed an violent verbal…
OMG, tight squeeze: Shapewear for men
Apparently, so many men have started wearing Spanx that 2(x)ist felt it was time to get in on the action. And here I thought 2(x)ist…
OMG, don’t do it: David Beckham on tattooing his peen
All you really need to know about this interview with Craig Ferguson is that David Beckham would consider tattooing his peen. To which I say,…
OMG, horse herpes: CNN investigates
This CAN’T be real…right? A news report on horse herpes and rodeos with stick ponies is something The Onion would report. Not CNN! Or am…