OMG, his butt is on my iPad: Bernie Madoff
Takes one to know one. In a strange twist of sartorial fate, Wall Street lawyers, bankers, and hedge funders are shelling out $500 a pop…
!! Fail !!
OMG, ouchhhhhh: A man shoots himself in the peen
Nope, I was wrong. There are things in this world even crazier than a Katy Perry-Rebecca Black duet (see below), like when a man accidentally…
OMG, and the Monday morning DUI goes to: Samantha Ronson
Well, by comparison, Lindsay Lohan’s little spot with a New Zealand puppet (see below) doesn’t look so bad. Lindsay’s one-time love Samantha Ronson was arrested…
OMG, things that make no sense: LiLo’s Air New Zealand commercial
WTF AIR NEW ZEALAND?!?!?!?! Is a house-bound, train wreck shadow of the former Lindsay Lohan really a draw for customers?
OMG, ABC likes dead cats: Sort of
Question: If someone was hoarding dead cats, would you aid their recovery by letting them buy more cats? Because, apparently, that’s Good Morning America‘s policy….
OMG, hold down your lunch: A Japanese rollercoaster
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good ride (harhar), but at about the 1:45 mark I start to get a lil vommy. Which is…
OMG, in Jesus’ name: A NASCAR prayer
Although he’s clearly insane, this “pastor” should at least receive credit for his shameless enthusiasm. And for using the phrase “boogity, boogity, boogity” in prayer.