Forget Oat, Soy, Cashew! That shits for geeks! Goddess Aubrey Plaza invented WOOD MILK, and she wants you to chug it back! I mean, trees are everywhere n stuff, so why not.
I’d let her tell me to do anything… Check out her ad for MILK after the jump!
If she’s talking about Wood milk, then she might not be wrong…. someone in their creative team should’ve caught the subtext.
It’s gross Big Milk propaganda. They are clearly scared that their cruel unsustainable industry is being made obsolete by superior alternatives.