Catscratch Pfever
(Image source) Anyone who laments the fact that all the recent comic book movies are more like comic books than movies should rewatch Batman Returns,…
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Mariah must be fed like a baby
Mariah Carey doesn’t like to feel the oppressive weight of all the venti-sized Frappuccinos she chugs down from day to day, because it might remind…
Ashley Simpson thinks she’s hotter than Jessica
Now that both of the Simpson girls have blonde hair again, Ashley is getting all “My legs are longer than Jessica’s and my chest isn’t…
Ryan Phillippe loves his exercise
Just in time for lunch, I bring you shirtless photos of a sweaty Ryan Phillippe, who is looking a little chunky, but in a sexy…
Tom Cruise will eat human flesh
When his baby his born, Tom Cruise plans to eat it in the name of Xenu, cook up the afterbirth for a delicious dinner that…
Angelina cuts Brad’s hair
Subservient pull-toy Brad Pitt has been accused of changing his looks according to the whims of his lovers, even looking eerily similar to them at…
Ashley Simpson can’t dye away her Russian roots
With that new blonde hair, I barely recognize Ashley Simpson anymore, but I think her new self is much more fun than her old, faux-punk…