Lindsay Lohan’s trashy family
Now that her dad is in prison, I thought Lindsay Lohan could go through life without having to worry about some other member of her…
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Brett Ratner has a lot of girlfriends
Brett Ratner, the director of Rush Hour 1&2 and the upcoming X-Men 3, threw a party at his house the other night for a bunch…
Catscratch Pfever
(Image source) Anyone who laments the fact that all the recent comic book movies are more like comic books than movies should rewatch Batman Returns,…
Mariah must be fed like a baby
Mariah Carey doesn’t like to feel the oppressive weight of all the venti-sized Frappuccinos she chugs down from day to day, because it might remind…
Ashley Simpson thinks she’s hotter than Jessica
Now that both of the Simpson girls have blonde hair again, Ashley is getting all “My legs are longer than Jessica’s and my chest isn’t…
Ryan Phillippe loves his exercise
Just in time for lunch, I bring you shirtless photos of a sweaty Ryan Phillippe, who is looking a little chunky, but in a sexy…
Tom Cruise will eat human flesh
When his baby his born, Tom Cruise plans to eat it in the name of Xenu, cook up the afterbirth for a delicious dinner that…