OMG, Dita Von Teese-ing us: Monarchy, ‘Disintegration’
Dita -it seems- has teamed up with director Roy Raz for Monarchy’s new single ‘Disintegration’. This stunning video by has SYNCHRONISED BLOOD-SWIMMERS,a family portrait with…
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OMG, Quantum Physicists: Destiny’s Children’s ‘Nuclear’
On the tail-end of last week’s ‘Writing on the Wall’, the Children of Destiny now have noises to go with their Safari-Resort-themed album cover. It…
OMG, Destiny Fulfilled: Destiny’s Child NEW ALBUM!
It’s called ‘Love Songs’ It features an entirely new track entitled ‘Nuclear’ The cover is classic R’n’B B&W soul-divass Kelly looks a little like a…
OMG,Sneaky Boys: Sneaker Slaves
A lady-pal of mine once turned up at a party and claimed some fella in the middle of the street had just asked her if…
OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’
My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on. Whaaaaaat?! Well these…
OMG, this year was packed full: Celebrity Bulges of 2012
From muddy bulges, to heroic bulges, from magic bulges to Hammy bulges, HERE is Papermag’s top 15 bulges of 2012. BULGEY!
OMG, Cabbage-paatch baatch: Kale Klothes
Wow, this girl’s a hungry lady-pal; leave her alone in the red room and she’ll start eating her own clothes within the hour. She does…