OMG, Destiny Fulfilled: Destiny’s Child NEW ALBUM!
It’s called ‘Love Songs’ It features an entirely new track entitled ‘Nuclear’ The cover is classic R’n’B B&W soul-divass Kelly looks a little like a…
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OMG,Sneaky Boys: Sneaker Slaves
A lady-pal of mine once turned up at a party and claimed some fella in the middle of the street had just asked her if…
OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’
My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on. Whaaaaaat?! Well these…
OMG, this year was packed full: Celebrity Bulges of 2012
From muddy bulges, to heroic bulges, from magic bulges to Hammy bulges, HERE is Papermag’s top 15 bulges of 2012. BULGEY!
OMG, Cabbage-paatch baatch: Kale Klothes
Wow, this girl’s a hungry lady-pal; leave her alone in the red room and she’ll start eating her own clothes within the hour. She does…
OMG, Waffle Couture: Louis Vuitton Waffle Maker
Can I order the Louis Vuitton Waffles, with extra Guccheese and sliced Dolce&Banana on top? Oh and a glass of Orange Choo’s, with pulp. Thanks….
OMG, jaywalking crimp’n’crump: Phil & The Argos Cheerleaders
On his lunch-hour from editing FABMAGAZINE, Phil popped over the road for a taco-in-a-bag and then…well then Solange…and then, well then ^this^ happened. Phil really…