Ashlee Simpson is wearing a mask
(Image Source) And that mask is her new face. Poor Ashlee Simpson, it’s a shame that a new, perfect nose had to come at such…
!! Faux !!
OMG, what range! Rosie O’Donnell
Rosie O’Donnell made a special appearance on last night’s Nip/Tuck as a surgery-obsessed, rags-to-riches type gal, and as if that weren’t funny enough, she also…
OMG, who is it? Formerly black edition
With the right tools, even a nose as lovely as the one above can be whittled away to a dangerous, white point. Have any idea…
Posh still has fake knockers
In case you were wondering what Victoria Beckham was hiding under all those baggy clothes, here are two big, round reminders: (Image Source)
For ladies who aspire to mogwai weight
(Image Source) There is a new type of scale that deemphasizes actual weight and focuses instead on unhealthy comparisons. A person’s specific weight in pounds…
Rachael Ray hates you and me
And if you needed some proof of what a phony bitch she is, it’s in the above photo. My hatred of overpaid shill Rachael Ray…
Keith Michael speaks
My post about Project Runway contestant Keith Michael‘s fake audition sketches has only been up for a few hours and already he has written in…