Since December is a slower month for a lot of folks, many people may be at their computers with little else to do but speculate the girth of fictional characters. And where better place to do such a thing than Reddit – and that’s exactly what a group of users has done! Check out a list of some of their hunches on who might be the biggest after the jump! It’s LOLs.
– Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo)
– Kronk
– Ned Flanders
– Captain America, I’m assuming everything got bigger.
– Hagrid
– Luigi
– Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)
Ned Flanders being well-hung is canon, confirmed in the episode where he loses his wife to an errant t-shirt cannon blast. She briefly leaves to get hot dogs and assures him she won’t get any footlongs because she knows they make him uncomfortable. Later in the episode, Homer records Ned for a dating service video and includes a clip of him in the shower. There’s a pixellated blur over his man parts, but it’s clear what’s hanging between Ned’s legs reaches beyond his knees. I can’t offer much, but I can offer Simpsons trivia.
I typed that long paragraph before seeing the link, where they already discussed this. Well, for anyone who doesn’t want to click…
Weird to admit this, but Shaggy has always turned me on!