OMG, people are hating on this hole
For some reason (hunger?), Twitter-ers have taken on the pressing issue of the Everything Bagel, pointing out that this morning carbohydrate does not — in…
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OMG, whip it real good: Willow goes Bollywood
No offense to Willow Smith and splatter paint, but these Bollywood folks sure know how to whip their hair back and forth, whip it real…
OMG, ‘You just read me like one of the Twilight books’
Meet Julius and Perry, two gym bodies (one shirtless, one not) who have a casual locker room encounter (as so many of us do) in…
OMG, the injustice: White teenage girl to be tried as a black adult
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult The Onion gets so many things right with this one.
OMG, open up: The loo that says, ‘Please do’
Something is so right about this bathroom, and yet so very, very wrong.
OMG, don’t drop the soap…if it’s pubey
Well, at least they asked nicely. (via Passive Aggressive Notes)
OMG, President Johnson liked an extra inch in the crotch
Two revelations from a recorded phone conversation between President Lyndon B. Johnson and the maker of Haggar pants: 1) LBJ had droopy balls 2) Even…