!! Honky Tonk Badonkadonk !!

You might think that Trace Adkins is a douche just from this photo, but what you probably don’t know about him is that he has a hit single on country radio called “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.” In case the title doesn’t tell you enough about the song, here is a sample lyric:

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how’s she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

The good news for Trace is that even if he’s a songwriting dummy, he does know his good angle. Tyra taught him well.
My unlucky friend Gail encountered the song on a Virgin Mobile hold reel. I feel her pain:

I was on the phone today with my cell phone company trying to solve a stupid problem that did not deserve to have even one minute of my precious time spent dealing with it. To add insult to injury, I was subjected to an eardrum excoriating endurance test of “hold music of the damned” that included such aural tortures as the latest radio schlock by Fallout Boy and some piece of crap country song that is apparently called — I wish I was making this up — “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” from which I will most certainly never recover.

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6 Comments on "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

  1. my family in Franklin, TN knows Trace and his wife and he is a super nice man reguardless of his material. so I hate to see people blasting him fr being a homophobic redneck without even knowing anything about him otherthan the fact that he recorded a dumb song. he doesn’t write his own material so you can’t throw blame on him for that song’s lyrics. and it made him a shitload of money because it sold like dick at a pride fest. it’s not even a new song (released in 2004) so why brign this up now anyway?

  2. I got a co-worker who listens to country music all the time. I can tune it out though. BUt when THIS song comes on, he insists on turning it up, and insisting that I listen to it too, cause it’s so funny.
    Yeah. Funny like a baseball bat to the head. Or to his radio. Grrr…

  3. Man he’s hot!
    Stupid rednecks. I think I could write a song in two minutes about beating my wife & children, then having a beer and it would be an instant country hit.

  4. Just another example of Cracker Power!

  5. Trace Adkins is a homophobic redneck. He’s the typical good ‘ol boy who’s musical variety covers basically drinking hard, mistreating and belittling women, and pick up trucks. Waste of air space.

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