Move over Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s a new 2024 scent and it smells like Jacob Elordi’s uh, leche.
The candle, labeled “Jacob Elordi’s Bathwater,” is available on Etsy for $26 and Amazon for $36. The product description reads “There’s nothing quite like the smell of a quality candle, particularly when that smell is inspired by Jacob Elordi and what we imagine His Highness to smell like.”
Wow. The gays have really taken things too far this time…. I’m about to ‘1 Million Moms’-cancel this candle company! Everyone knows that only I am privy to Jacob‘s bath splooge, and it is not to be shared with just any peasant! But if you MUST see the new forbidden scent in its reincarnated form, you can find that witch’s Etsy account after the jump!