!! OMG, they’re naked: Olympians, just like they used to be !!


An avid and generous OMG reader just sent us this copious dump of naked Olympic athletes, shot by Dutch photographer Ewoud Broeksma.

There are too many of them to name, but they certainly are giving gold medal performances.

Of course, it’s not a competition or anything, but let us know your faves—there’s something for everyone!

Dive in deep after the NSFW jump.

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62 Comments on "OMG, they’re naked: Olympians, just like they used to be"

  1. I’d let them all gangbang me

  2. Randomperson | March 8, 2024 at 2:48 am | Reply

    But can someone answer me: How did those such famous athletes let people take photos of their naked body?

  3. It takes real talent to take these beautiful men with gorgeous bodies and make them look as ridiculous and unsexy as photographer Ewoud Broeksma has in these photos. What a waste not to make something artful or even mildly erotic.. The one with the guy holding a child’s sandbucket while naked made me cringe & shudder.

    • JOE IN PALM SPRINGS | March 21, 2023 at 6:41 pm | Reply

      Gee, Morgana, do you think maybe the photographer’s intention was precisely *not* to make erotic fapping material out of these Olympians, but rather, as stated, to show the inherent beauty and perfection of some of the fittest bodies on earth? Dressed just the way Olumpic athletes used to dress in the ancient Greek competition, as was stated as his intention?

      Nothing like tripping on the rake of the obvious, having the handle whack you in the face and STILL not getting it.

    • I Hate this Photographer he is in fact just fucking incompetent

  4. So many delicious perfect uncut men! Yum!!

  5. sneeze m'lize | March 8, 2023 at 1:28 am | Reply

    majority of them are Dutch. And some of yall saying “this is true natural male form” these are hard core athletes mostly in speed skating, cycle racing etc, extreme sports, this is not the normal male form yall craaaaay.

  6. At least sone of them aren’t completely shaved!

  7. Pretty sure these are AI generated. The body proportions are all out of whack and their heads look superimposed.


  9. This post…. Is…incredible!!! WOW. Yes yes yes!!!!

  10. Completely shaved pubes *gross* lets be men and not boys.

  11. Since I’m uncut, it was nice seeing all those uncircumcised penises.

  12. Who is the gorgeous kickboxer with the green boxing gloves and “c’est La vie” tattoo?? Gorgeous! Perfection!

  13. Where did he get all these photos? Remind me to go work the next Olympics as a fluffer…

    the rollerblading guy is primo!

  14. Richard E Vestal | March 7, 2023 at 3:33 am | Reply

    This is OMGs best showcase of eye candy. Damn, why can’t the Olympics be like this now?

  15. Gotta love guys from other countries and their beautiful foreskins, the way nature intended.

  16. Beautiful penis everywhere!

  17. Holy Hermes, Batman! 😀

    It almost appears as if you guys are trying to make up for all those boring butt posts as of late… and it’s totally working!!!

    The God of Sports smiles upon you tonight! 😉

  18. Am I the only one to think that real life penises are very much smaller than the behemoths shown in porno videos? It’s a bit like a foreigner thinking that female police officers are size zero, wear heels, are always coiffed, and can disable a 250lb muscular thug without breaking a sweat or a nail.

    • Sadly, photoshopped dicks are so common these days….If you want to feel inadequate, just look at all the altered cock on Twitter….lol

    • yes. i wish we were exposed to these real life penises more regularly. it’s honestly refreshing to see beautiful men who aren’t porn stars (or wearing a prosthetic).

    • Totally and happily agree. It’s great to see athletes who aren’t what appears to have become this massive rip/big dick category that, while can be hot, doesn’t seem to engender more numerous guys. I am a swimmers build guy who sees lots of me in them…and I mean that in the most innocent way.

  19. Wishing I had a tip in my mouth right now!

  20. I am going to be the one dissenting comment I guess… These are not average men, these are some of the top male athletes of the world, and I find for the majority, they are a bit off putting. They have very oddly proportioned unsymetrical musculature, and they so fat free that their narley shapes and muscled bodies look a bit freaky. I think some average-ness would actually improve their looks.

  21. OMG all that bubblegum

  22. Why are so many Olympic athletes afraid to let their pubes grow out?

  23. Wow! This has to be one of, if not my favorite, posts ever on this site!!! I love the fit bodies (on most) and the fact that almost all of them showed their stuff regardless of how small it was. Love it! Most of these guys are so toned and fit. I very much enjoyed this post! Thanks !!OMG Blog!!!

  24. What? No swimmers, wrestlers or gymnasts?

  25. Are the real photos??

  26. A beautiful bunch of boys.

  27. #2 is amazing: dimpled chin, symmetrical face, terrific hair and eyes, great vascularity and luscious package.

  28. I would love to service each and every one

  29. The foreskin haters are probably going crazy but these are some of the hottest guys ever posted here.

  30. Half of them look under the age of 12 yrs old. The other half look like men are supposed to look with pubes. Shaving it bald doesn’t make it look bigger, just makes it look like you haven’t hit puberty

    • I dont personally like the shaved look either but it seems pretty standard in europe right now. And also I wonder how much of it has to do with comfort when you’re doing a lot of intense movement in some sort of lycra outfit. Anyway, we all have our preferences and associations. I usually like a man with hair on his body (or however his natural body is) but I dont see the point in criticizing people for being in their body in whatever way they prefer.

  31. Oh is SHANNON going to have a field day with this one…..And it is a TRULY epic post. Save the pictures while you can. I suspect the requests to remove the pictures will come in shortly from their reps….

  32. Tittylicious | March 6, 2023 at 5:55 pm | Reply

    My lord. I would service every single one.

  33. It looks like the work of the late Dutch photographer Ewoud Broeksma

  34. So nice to see “normal”, confident, average men showing what God have them

  35. This is the best post I’ve seen on this site, ever. Thank you.

  36. olympians love foreskin but hate pubes.

  37. OMG, so many gorgeous uncut men!

  38. OMG! So many beautiful men, so many with foreskin. Such a remarkable post! Thank you!!

    • Dayum. Absolutely gorgeous representation of variety of the male form. I wouldn’t kick any of them out of my bed!
      For anyone who says “eww, no pubes”, please crawl into a hole and die!

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