Or ill-est MC in the game, PERIOD! That crown was, of course, formerly held by Madonna‘s ‘I do Yoga N Pilates n the room is fullah hotties’ rap from American Life, but was SNATCHED like a Pterodactyl this week when Ashley Judd showed chickens how it was REALLY DONE! Lil Kim & Trina, take notes!
BUT in all seriousness – Ashley Judd fucking TURNT IT OUT at the Women’s March In Washington DC, with a poem by Nina Donovan, reciting:
“I am a nasty woman. Not as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheeto dust…I’m not nasty, like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in my voting booth. I’m nasty like the battles my grandmothers fought to get me into that voting booth…We are not here to be debunked, we are here to be respected…We are here to be nasty. I’m nasty, like the blood stains on my bed sheets.”
“I am nasty like Susan, Elizabeth, Eleanore, Amelia, Rose, Gloria, Condoleezza, Sonya, Malala, Michelle, Hillary,” Judd added, finishing the poem. “And our pussies ain’t for grabbing.”
Judd went on for almost 7 minutes, covering ALL THE BASES without even one slip up! I would be a hot MESS up there, so kudos girl AND WE ARE WITH YOU!