Imagine becoming famous for creating a line of jeans that makes you look like you’ve pissed yourself? On one hand, it’s completely ridiculous — on the other… FASHION TWATS WILL DROP CASH ON -ANYTHING- THEY THINK IS EDGY AND IRONIC, so it doesn’t exactly shock us.
After all… where does one go after purchasing BALENCIAGA’s $4400 packing tape roll bangle???
Enter Jordanluca, the fashion brand who’s already sold out their line of jeans that say ‘you should probably go get your prostate checked.’
On their site they advertise as “Stain Stonewash” — and they actually have a pair for sale right now … a lighter wash that’s going for $608 compared to the usual $800 they normally sell at.
But sorry to burst your bladder bubble – THESE HUNNIES ARE ALREADY SOLD OUT. Good luck finding em!
We suggest drinking away your sorrows and maybe drawing up a fresh pair —homemade, from sratch!
I am glad that fashion has finally slipped to the lows of American societal norms.