!! OMG, Shaq believes the Earth is flat, is skeptical about gravity too !!

“It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this s*** is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.”

SHAQ wants you to stay WOKE! Don’t believe tha hype, ya’ll!

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3 Comments on "OMG, Shaq believes the Earth is flat, is skeptical about gravity too"

  1. Wow. The poster child for letting athletes coast though school instead of actually making sure they learn stuff.

  2. No, dipsh*t, China isn’t under you in Atlanta. The middle of the Indian Ocean is on the opposite side of the round Earth from Atlanta.

  3. Did those basketballs hit him in the head more than a couple of times?

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