Remember when being somebody meant letting a stranger paint a white moustache on your face and calling it “health” instead of “humiliation”? The 90s and 2000s were just celebrities lining up to pose with cow juice like it was a luxury skincare line. Your fave probably has gotten milked. The gallery is basically a Who’s Who of “sure, I’ll do dairy propaganda for a cheque”: pop girls, athletes, sitcom dads, that one serious actor who absolutely fired their publicist five years later.
Check out a gallery of all the milky times after the jump! Who was your fave?
