La Croix ain’t got shit on Big Swig, the self-described “Texas water, made by Texans, available only in Texas,” has new flavors bold enough to claim complete originality in the larger market. The maverick flavors released in June are Prickly Pear Cucumber, Watermelon Mint, Chile Mango; just this week, Jalapeño Pineapple and… PARTY PICKLE! Barrrrf! …or maybe yum? Thoughts, OMG!? Would you sip? What kind of booze would be good with it?