!! OMG, a spot of spotted dick for dessert?: United Indecent Pleasures !!

See, I looked at these big brown penises [NSFW, jump below] and figured I’d love to suckle on that muscle…available in 6 different flavour-fillers:
Fresh mint fondant
Valencia orange fondant
Williams Pear liqueur fondant
Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant
Cointreau liqueur fondant
Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Sounds yummy [if not a little SWANKY-WANKY], well then I read the description of the choc-cocks [which you can jump to below] on ‘United Indecent Pleasures’‘ website , and I gagged on my hypothetical MOZART COCKLATE LIQUOCK FUNDANT!
Click below to see the hefty desserts [one is expelling its -erm- liqueur] and the companies’ description…oh gosh it’s nasty:

From ‘United Indecent Pleasures” intranet site:
“Each cock has a double filling: The lower part of the enormous cock (from the waist down, so to speak) is filled with a fine chocolate fondant that has a sensual texture conceived to melt in the mouth, or any other part of the body, and that is remarkably delicate and smooth.
The upper part of the handsome member is filled with a sensorial treasure, the colour and texture of which is remarkably similar to a real man’s fluid, with the advantage that these boast a range of different flavours that are nearly as exotic and surprising as the real thing.”

…Oh God I’m gonna hurl, it’s so sumptuous!

[via dezeen]