See, I looked at these big brown penises [NSFW, jump below] and figured I’d love to suckle on that muscle…available in 6 different flavour-fillers:
Fresh mint fondant
Valencia orange fondant
Williams Pear liqueur fondant
Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant
Cointreau liqueur fondant
Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Sounds yummy [if not a little SWANKY-WANKY], well then I read the description of the choc-cocks [which you can jump to below] on ‘United Indecent Pleasures’‘ website , and I gagged on my hypothetical MOZART COCKLATE LIQUOCK FUNDANT!
Click below to see the hefty desserts [one is expelling its -erm- liqueur] and the companies’ description…oh gosh it’s nasty: