Our buddies over at FEYFRIENDS have come across some pretty crazy toys at a site called ZOOFUR. Following in the line of Furries, you guessed it, these are dildos shaped like your favourite animal weiner.
They were going to make a dildo modeled after my genitals but it turns out nobody’s interested in something that looks like a patch of slimy skinny mushrooms that screams when it is exposed to light.
If that doesn’t get me laid I’m not sure what will!
Pictured above is the Dog Dong (yikes!) – but don’t put your lipsticks away quite yet, boys, cause there’s plenty more where that came from.
See other models after the jump, including the Orca, the Dragon, and the Raptor.