HELLO, BIG BROTHER— these days you never know where those little Google imps are gonna show up with their sneaky Street View cameras and catch you in a personal moment. Listen, I’m all for technology, but what’s the world coming to when you can’t even poop on the street in private!?
After the jump, see the Google Street view image of a man who (by DCist’s estimation at least) seems to be taking a dump on H street, right in our nation’s beautiful capital! (It’s kinda gross but basically SFW I’d say.)
Unlike the DCist folks, I’m not completely convinced this guy’s pooping, but there’s definitely something not quite right going on…
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go…and better to do it outside the pants. Especially if they’re the only pair you own. :oD
Yeah, I live in a nice neighborhood in DC and, unfortunately, the bums take dumps in the parking lot behind the building on a regular basis.
You have to be very careful when taking out the trash.
I am sure it happens in most large cities though.
This is in my neighborhood, actually… and it’s not an uncommon occurrence. I came home from a night out dancing with the gays, and someone had pooped on the step leading to my front door. Oh DC!