News of the John Edwards sex tape has everyone all hot and bothered about the former presidential candidate’s reportedly impressive schlong. Well, I’m sorry to report that I still haven’t gotten my hands on the tape. Someone?! Anyone?! …
Nope, still don’t have it. Sorry guys!
However, gentle reader Beau Kner was nice enough to send me what is almost totally definitely a fake picture of Sen. Edwards all nude and legs akimbo and everything, and in addition to being somewhat LOL, I think it gives us a good idea of what’s in store. Yes, I can pretty much guarantee that it’s not real. But while we wait for the sex-tape to be revealed, why not amuse ourselves with a little wishful thinking?
Oh, whatever— I know you’re all watching the Apple Tablet launch anyway. (Breaking: I guess it’s going to be called the iPad? Grossout! No, don’t put it there!)
The picture is after the jump. Very very NSFW!
John Edwards for president!
Thanks to Beau Kner for the pic…