What better way to remember the week when some posh girl and that PRIVILEGED TOFFEE-NOSED PREMATURELY BALDING HORSE-GOB squidged a human baby out of their right royal hole than a hand knitted diorama of the queenypoo and her crocheted corgi ‘mongst the happy knitted couple and their bobbly baby boy ?
PAPERMAG, have rounded up the most absurd-turds in commemorative regalia paraphernalia, which include:
a felted regal sceptre rattle
“it’s a boy/girl” vomit bags, which make me want to vomit in a vomit bag
Krispy Kreme‘s color-coded contribution a la creme-filled confectionery and
a gilded plaque of the royal couple and baby in a sort of heart-shaped royal Human Centipede silhouette-type-situation [no really, please do look] !