Toronto’s mayor AKA The Penguin AKA Rob Ford finally broke down today, let his voice crack like he was experiencing puberty for the first time, and made his fair city proud by admitting to smoking CRACK!
Congratulations, Toronto suburbs (and people who put their money before morals)! I present to you, YOUR mayor! And thanks for helping to contribute to this highly entertaining and sad moment in Canadian history. Check out the actual audio recording below (UPDATE: AUDIO HAS BEEN REMOVED):
You know, aside from the fact that Toronto is red-faced (and bloated) for allowing this tool to run their entire city, I’m extra-gutted by the fact that both Chris Farley and Divine (out of drag as Glenn Milstead) aren’t with us today to step up to the plate, portray this shit, and snatch a Golden Globe or two when Lifetime finally decides to make a TV movie about this! Can you IMAGINE?! Check out The Daily Show‘s roundup of Rob Ford stinkers, along with a Vine clip of his contradicting quotes after the jump!
[via The Globe And Mail]
[vine via mixchopin]