!! OMG, he changed his name: Pro-Life Richardson !!

Marvin Richardson was an organic strawberry farmer until he got bitten by the politics bug, and now he’s also an aspiring politician, but going about it in a pretty nontraditional way.
Instead of doing all the regular things like “campaigning” and “talking to people about the issues,” Marvin decided to legally change his name to “Pro-Life” so he could appeal to all the one-issue voters at the polls without saying a word about his positions beforehand.
Pretty smart really. Now Pro-Life Richardson can go back to planting strawberries and let the name work it’s magic on Election Day. (Thanks to Laura F. for the tip!)

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7 Comments on "OMG, he changed his name: Pro-Life Richardson"

  1. The ones that should have been aborted are always pro-life.

  2. I used to really like strawberries; now I’m not so sure.

  3. This guy makes me want to go out and have an abortion just to piss him off.

  4. Can the un-dead be pro-life?

  5. By the way, this man is 100% in favor of killing animals. He’s a big hunting advocate.

  6. Did he legally change his middle name to Anti-Choice?

  7. Maybe he can change his name again – to Manure. Much more suitable for this man and I hear it’s good for strawberries

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