For those complainy readers who are always bitching that we here at OMG Blog only feature hairless young prettyboys whose hands smell of lavender and Oil of Olay, guess what? It’s not a matter of personal taste— those are just the guys who tend to get naked a lot! In fact, there’s nothing we (I) like more than a man who looks like he’s thrown a few punches in his life. Bonus points if it looks like he’s taken a few hits too.
That’s why I’m happy to bring you these extremely nude screen shots of the one Carsten Bjørnlund, a great Dane who has clearly been around the block a few times and come back all the sexier for it.
I don’t expect to hear any “that’s not naked!” whining, cause there is copious Danish noodle after the jump. The screencaps are from the third season of a series called Forbrydelsen, which I’m sure is completely fascinating. NSFW!
XOXO (Because I love you),
BMAD
I think Carsten is so handsome & hot. He is definitely husband material to me.
I saw him naked on stage in a play about the Italian
director Pier Pasolini in 2009 called “PPP”. All the male actors appeared naked on stage.
We will have to excuse Shannon’s intolerant attitude toward more than one of the men posted by our host; she’s in dire need of hormone replacement therapy and doesn’t like having to see peen under 10 inches, or peen which is attached to something which appears to be older than 18 and a day, or which is attached to something pale, or attached to someting with a build other than that of a gym rat, or attached to something which doesn’t have pneumatically assisted asscheeks, ……. That’s cuz’ she only knows of the male species what she saw on the old WB network, which is to say, predictable, insubstantial lil’ Hostess Twinkies by the sugary, factory generated caseload. As for me, I say thank you, thank you, thank you for reminding your readers what actual men look like. Twinks are enjoyable in the right proportion, and quite pretty until they fade, but men – real men – are forever.
it’s the second season of forbrydelsen, and yeah it is good, and yeah Carsten is great!
Good. I see the size queens won’t have anything to say this time.
Sorry about all the nude flack, but twinks really are boring after a while, to some of us.
This is more like it. XD
So, for those in this know, is this a prison show or something? That shower room feels institutional.
YUCK!!!!! NO ASS OR DICK
Forbrydelsen means “The Crime” btw.
Omg! Finally something for us Danes to be proud of 🙂 As far as I know this is actually the second naked Dane featured here … Nikolaj Coster-Waldau was the first one, right?