In the biggest news since we found out that the moon is not actually made of green cheese, The Advocate has just broken the huge news that Will & Grace’s Sean Hayes is a gay. What do you know! I had no idea he was in the closet in the first place. I can’t decide what to think about this, but Mr. Hayes seems kind of annoyed at the whole thing:
“I am who I am. I was never in, as they say. Never.”
“What more do you want me to do? Do you want me to stand on a float? And then what? It’s never enough.”
“I feel like I’ve contributed monumentally to the success of the gay movement in America, and if anyone wants to argue that, I’m open to it. You’re welcome, Advocate.”
My predictions for the next stars The Advocate will force out of the closet: Jim J. Bullock, Elton John and KD Lang!