!! OMG, How Encouraged: Canadian Bathroom Sex !!

O dear. What are the Canadians up to now? Why, they’re encouraging sex in their restrooms. Typical!
I don’t know if the food in this place is just really bad or what, but a Toronto restaurant called Mildred’s has actually started a promotional campaign that centers around begging people to get down in its bathroom. What? I know! Well, it’s Canada, and as a regular watcher of Degrassi, one thing I know about Canadians is that they’re always getting pregnant. So I guess it makes some sense?
(Editor’s note: the rest of OMG Blog’s editorial team lives in Canada.)
Reports The Star:

Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms.

The Valentine’s weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.

The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.”

Mildred’s has always elicited a certain response. One customer, who didn’t want to be named, remembers going to a wedding at the eatery’s old location and seeing a copy of the Kama Sutra in the bathroom.

“They invite it,” said the customer.

This time, the invitation is explicit. On its website, Mildred’s asks: “Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?

Meanwhile here in the United States I’m pretty sure there’s a law that sentences practitioners of restroom sex to public execution. Draconian? Maybe! But at least we keep the bathroom line moving, and that’s why I’m proud to be an American.
(Seriously, I suppose this is a cute gimmick, but what if some of the patrons of Mildred’s actually have to pee???.)
Thanks to Scott for the tip.
The Star

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8 Comments on "OMG, How Encouraged: Canadian Bathroom Sex"

  1. What is wrong with you people? Your comments are about as intelligent as a Canadian toilet seat.
    Bmad is the best!

  2. I think the first step to forming a lynch mob would be to have a group of more than a few persistent whiners. Not that I’m complaining. Every comment you leave means more ad impressions, so please express your views, but we stand fully behind B-Mad and his posts. xo Frank

  3. So how do we form a lynch mob over the internet?
    Bmad is the worst decision this blog has ever made.

  4. Ely-Anne! How can you possibly think your country’s most important export is American!? Degrassi is as Canadian as poutine and Michael J. Fox!
    (I shouldn’t even have to explain this but for all complete idiots reading this I obviously love Canada.)

  5. Well, hope you know Degrassi isn’t for real? As a canadien, i thought it was american…
    We don’t all have sex in bathroom, but i can guess canadien sex is better than yours non imaginative sex. And some of us use this little thing…you know, its call a preservative!
    Also, if we get pregnant, we have free charge healt care, that’s why i’m proud to be canadien.

  6. figured it out | February 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm | Reply

    You can bet they have hidden cameras …of course they want customers to steam it up in there!

  7. everyone hates you Bmad

  8. Bmad, your posts have been terrible from the start….you are just a talentless moron who deserves death. You drag this site down, that’s all you do…proud to be an American? You realize the rest of the world hates you right? Just checking.

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