!! OMG, how real: Real Housewife Danielle Staub debuts her single, Real Close !!

Mrs. The Countess Luann de Lesseps is tearing out her wig — because Danielle Staub of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has become the third (and craziest!) housewive to embark on a musical career, and she performed her first song, titled Real Close on Andy Cohen‘s show last night, and although I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s good or anything, it’s certainly the first housewife song that’s not a complete f*cking joke.
Of course, because I like complete f*cking jokes, I’m still partisan to Mrs. The Countess’s dancefloor insta-klassic, Money Can’t Buy You Class.
She also hinted to Cohen that she might be strictly lickly if you know what I mean, but honestly who f*cking cares? Now that Vanessa Carlton’s out of the closet I think we can hang up the towel for gay visibility and call it a day. We don’t need another housewife!
(And hey, not to worry– I’m working on getting a better-quality video!)

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2 Comments on "OMG, how real: Real Housewife Danielle Staub debuts her single, Real Close"

  1. Bagofrainbows | June 22, 2010 at 12:55 pm | Reply

    Wow her insults to the gay community just keep on coming. Danielle Staub is a fair weather Lesbian

  2. Bagofrainbows | June 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm | Reply

    Wow what a crazy bitch! Danielle Staub = Fair-weather Lesbian

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