Matty Daley and Bobby Canciello must have been seen one too many Big Red commercials– they recently decided to kiss
a little longer for way longer than is at all reasonable in a successful effort to set the world record for “longest kiss.” Thank God for the Guinness Book of World Records!
The gay marathon-kiss took place on the campus of the College of New Jersey and lasted for 33 hours (!), during which time the boys (who by the way are “just friends”) were not allowed to pee, poop, or break their arduous public lip-lock.
While I think this is a huge step forward for the gay movement, I I won’t be satisfied until a gay man sets the record for World’s Longest Paper-clip chain! Or what about the World’s Biggest Pancake? Longest fingernails?! We still have so much work to do!
What do we want!? Gay World Records! When do we want them!? Now!