It’s a whole chicken in a can! Wait. Doesn’t chicken already come whole without having to be stuffed in a can? Can’t I go to Chinatown and buy a freshly killed chicken instead of something that’s been sitting in a tube for heavens knows how long?
If you want to see this monstrosity coming out of the can, check out the photos after the jump. I warn you, it ain’t pretty. It’s like childbirth. Miracle my ass.