For day two of our award-winning US Open coverage, we bring you “Brian the Tennis Player” a go-go dancing waif circa 1987 whose hair looks like it came from a dusty corner of Mel Gibson’s steamer trunk. He gets almost completely naked, f*cks around semi-pornographically with a tennis racket, and– in even further eerie confluence with the themes of yesterday— looks a little bit like Jason Bateman circa Silver Spoons. (Except, you know, legal and everything. Probably.)
Beware: although it is safe-ish for Youtube, I’m putting it after the jump cause it’s definitely NSFW.