After listening to the latest THIS AMERICAN LIFE about writers at The Onion, I did a little archive searching and found an article with the headline “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?” By the end of it I wasn’t laughing so much as I was a bit turned on. Is that wrong?
Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.