!! OMG, John Mayer reveals the secret of life !!

The quote of the month comes from John Mayer in Rolling Stone:

“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [It’s] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

(Via WOW Report)

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4 Comments on "OMG, John Mayer reveals the secret of life"

  1. *SMH*
    I was looking at an issue of Guitar magazine this month. He’s on the cover. “King of Pop or King of Blues” or something like that.
    Dunno. I will never not be into him, but the stuff that comes out of his mouth, the decisions he makes.
    I’d give much to know what goes on in his head.

  2. God, to be a fly on THAT wall! I think he’s so hot!

  3. Is it bad that im kinda into this?! Id hit it…

  4. “masturbation…a hot whirlpool for my brain” So I guess that means he’s a dick-brain – hardly a revelation.

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