!! OMG, ridiculous: GOOP by Gwyneth Paltrow !!

So, for some reason, Gwyneth Paltrow feels the need to rub her fabulous life in your face via a website called GOOP. On GOOP, Gwyneth tells you why your life sucks and what you need to do to be better, like her:

My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.

Over the years, I have tried lots of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.

Make your life good. Invest in what’s real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you’ve never been to. Learn something new. Don’t be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.

OH MY GOD! This makes me so mad! Hey, Gwyneth, here’s why your life is so f*cking fantastic: You were born into privelige, you are kind of pretty, and are married to a rich rock star. F*CK YOU!
She might as well just say what she really thinks – if you’re poor or ugly, just kill yourself, cause I have no use for you.
Thanks to Kirby for the tippy.

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8 Comments on "OMG, ridiculous: GOOP by Gwyneth Paltrow"

  1. J, who is talking about stripping her of her rights to blog? If “this” is a free country ( I live in Denmark, an even more free country, thank you very much!), do we not have the right to speak OUR minds aswell? And no, I have not gone to her “Blog”. That intro is more than enough for me. And I am not jealous. I am able to buy (Mostly) what I want. I travel a lot, just for fun. I have more than most. But I am not a stuck-up B about it. If YOU don’t like THIS blog, and the comments made here, I suggest you go to your pals blog instead, and kiss her saggy ass.

  2. What are you guys so mad about?
    This is a free country. She has the same right as any of you to post her own blog.
    If you’re not interested, then don’t read it. But I guess you guys are the first ones there.
    And what about you guys? What do you blog about? Don’t we all share our thoughts and experiences in our blog? Yeah, she’s rich, so it’s natural for her to talk about things in her own range. What do you expect her to post, the best fast food joints in the slums?
    It’s like, you’re being trashed by some political blogger or any one not interested in your life just because you share this great vintage shop you discovered, or this awesome trick you learned about makeup.
    Grow up please!

  3. she’s not pretending to be giving us the universal truth! you guys are so jealous it’s scary…
    by the way don’t be that teenagery Franck Her advice is quite wise though it feels like she’s talking to a 6years old child!!
    by the way u look beautiful Franckie don’t worry!

  4. Gwyneth is indeed a big ass cunt. I liked her in Shallow Hal – it was the only performance I liked. She hates America, says we are TOO PATRIOTIC for our own good, said she would move to paris to get away from the USA, but will still make movies here (she likes our money, but not our country), then the dumb bitch has a kid an names it APPLE for god’s sake! And now she comes up with this horse-shit? whatever Gwynnie – the world is a better place without you imposing your values on the rest of us – even your hokey “stepford wife” act you are pulling now. What’s next? Are you gonna pull a Tom Cruise and berate woman everywhere for taking medicine?

  5. What a Twat! Is this what happens when you hang out with the material girl?

  6. i swear to jebus, i detest this woman more with each passing day. her and madonna, they are insufferable twats and i don’t understand how they don’t drown in their own smugness when they’re in the same room. done venting now, thank you.

  7. I want to hit her with a rock.

  8. Is she completely MAD? I kinda liked her before this. Can’t stand her now. What a cunt indeed! Furthermore, I thought this kind of “Recipe on how to be a good housewife” shit, died in the fucking 50’s and clearly 60’s… “And I would like to share them with you…” Why thank you bitch, but fuck no.

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