!! OMG She’s Available: TRENITA !!

Based on the replies to my first post yesterday, I’m starting to get the sneaking suspicion that Trenita is not exactly in the dating demographic for most of OMG Blog’s readers. Now don’t get me wrong– I’m not trying to convert anyone here. All I’m saying is that I think some of you single fellas might do well to consider straightening up your act for this wild -n- crazy catch despite her ladyparts. She’s fun, she’s sexy and she’s hot to trot. AND SHE’S SINGLE.
Trenita’s other assets include:
– Loves freebies
– Gluttonous
– Wild and crazy
– White collar criminal
– Will bone to NIN
– Total cheapo
Plus she has a thing for hot guys! Something to talk about on your first date!

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5 Comments on "OMG She’s Available: TRENITA"

  1. She just ruined sexy time to NIN for me. Actually, every woman alive should thank her because she just made the rest of the female race look just that much better. Thanks Girlfriend!

  2. Sign me up, Trenita. A date with you would be a hoot.

  3. xD!! Sign me up! I’m willing to hand in my gay-card just so that I can be with her. I mean; crazy, cheapo, Valley-girl drawl, NIN sexytimes AND a glutton? I’m sold. Effin’ signed, sealed, delivered, girlfriend I’m yours!
    (Like, riiight?)

  4. I’m in love with her. I want to spend exactly three hours every other day with her, two hours to watch a free movie, and one hour to plan our white collar crime together.

  5. WOW.
    Thanks, but not thanks. I think #1 is a little too wild and coo coo for my taste… I’d probably wave goodbye if I see her in Denmark though.

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