!! OMG, Tori Spelling needs a gay !!

Tori Spelling is getting a talk show and she needs a homosexual friend to be Jim J. Bullock to her Tammy Faye. Or, as the producers are putting it, Will to her Grace. Well if it’s the second, that should be easy: they just need to find a glassy-eyed fop with a smooth, shiny bump where his penis should be! Are u that someone?
Reports the LA Times:

ABC is creating a daytime talk show for Spelling and a co-host to be determined… The program, which is in the very early stages of development, would feature Spelling and a male co-host who would basically serve as Spelling’s best friend forever. The network is looking for a “Will & Grace” vibe between Spelling and her as-yet-undiscovered BFF.Who knows, maybe finding a co-host can be its own reality show for Spelling.

Who would have ever predicted that of all the 90210 kids, Donna would be the one who would go on to have an actual career? Poor Andrea Zuckerman must be so jealous right now!
[LA Times via Jezebel]

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5 Comments on "OMG, Tori Spelling needs a gay"

  1. InscrutableTed | April 23, 2010 at 4:48 am | Reply

    I have a feeling Lance Bass is applying as we speak.

  2. lol @ Richard. My thoughts exactly. You beat me to it. XD
    Anyway, for some reason I read this as Tori Amos, and I was all like hells yes, I’ll apply.
    Then I saw it was Spelling, and was like fuck that.
    So, ABC is down with that now?

  3. I’m sure she has a whole bevy of personal gays at her disposal in Hollywood.

  4. Looks aren’t everything in the world .. At least she seems to be talented and practical; a nice lady, good mother and excellent provider for her family. Which is a sincere compliment considering how many are low life, filthy jerk losers in the entertainment business.

  5. richard silvera | April 21, 2010 at 5:36 pm | Reply

    Can’t they just get Zack Quinto again like in So NoTORIous?

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