In a boxers-or-briefs moment for our times, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan demurred on the all important Team Jacob or Team Edward question asked in her confirmation hearing by Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D – Minn).
Obvs Elena was like, “Wait, where’s the lesbo choice?!”
Just kidding, she’s a serious person and can we just stop with this pointless confirmation shit!?
[Via The Awl]
She should have asked if she was Team Martina or Team Billie Jean.